By now most people get the fact that men and women are different. THANK GOODNESS! No one needs to read another book about “planets”. Married people just want to know what certain words mean to our spouse. So in our never ending attempts to help couples communicate we thought we’d give you a head start on some important words which hold duel meanings for men and women.

Eight Words with Two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female…… Any part under a car’s hood
Male….. The strap fastener on my wife’s bra

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female…. Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to my husband
Male….. Playing football without a cup3.

COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female… The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s spouse
Male… Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n
Female…. A desire to get married and raise a family
Male…… Buying season tickets to the Chicago Cubs.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female…. A good movie, concert, play or book
Male…… Anything that can be done while watching TV

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female…. An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion
Male…… A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female…. A device for changing from one TV channel to another
Male…. A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

8. MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female…… The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male… Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

There you have it…we’re here to help!